The Rude Coffee Oracle is here to entertain
you with irreverent Aussie humour, based
loosely on the chakra system.

For a quick question, shuffle the deck while thinking about what you'd like inspiration on. When you're ready, choose one card. Have a look at the coffee and let your intuition guide you. Each card also shares a written message.

For a more detailed play, once shuffled, pull three cards.
The card on the left represents an element of the past that may be influencing the present. The middle card represents the present moment, and the card to the right represents a possible outcome.

But remember, this rude deck is for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!