THIS ORACLE DECK IS RAUNCHY, SEXUAL, FUNNY, INSPIRATIONAL, BLUNT, AND EVERYTHING YOU REALLY NEED TO HEAR FROM YOUR SPIRIT GUIDES. I WISH I HAD A DECK LIKE THIS WHEN MY SPIRITUAL JOURNEY BEGAN. THIS SHOULD BE A FUN AND ENJOYABLE PROCESS FOR YOURSELF. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT IS NOT ALWAYS THAT DEEP (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID).

I HAVE NEVER DONE MY PSYCHIC/MEDIUM WORK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.

THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG WAY TO READ ORACLE CARDS. YOU CAN SHUFFLE THEM LIKE A NORMAL DECK OF PLAYING CARDS OR SPREAD THEM OUT AND BLINDLY CHOOSE ONE...IT LITERALLY DOES NOT MATTER. I NEVER HAVE BELIEVED IN NEEDING TO FOLLOW A CERTAIN SPREAD TO GET YOUR ANSWERS FROM SPIRIT. SPIRIT IS NOT AS HARD TO CONTACT AS WE HAVE BEEN TOLD! WE ALL HAVE THE ABILITY.

EXAMPLE:

YOU CAN ASK SPIRIT, "WHAT MESSAGE DO I NEED TO HEAR TODAY?" OR "WHAT IS THE THEME OF THE WEEK FOR ME?".

I AM MAKING THIS AS EASY AS POSSIBLE FOR YOU, SO ASK A DAMN QUESTION, PULL THE DAMN CARD, LISTEN TO THE DAMN MESSAGE, AND APPLY IT TO YOUR DAMN LIFE!

LETS GET FRIGGIN' WEIRD